I used to say that the U.S.A.
Should have freedom for everyone,
But I'm now the Prez, and today I sez
That the time for that stuff is done.
As you just saw, we have passed a law,
To insult me is now a crime.
I've turned out the lights on the Bill of Rights
For it's now past its useful time.

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From Georgia's shore to Baltimore
And north to Boston Town,
My party's won and we'll have some fun
And put all sedition down.

I said no one can trust in any man
Not to short-change our liberty.
Now I'm showing you what I said is true,
Though you thought that you could trust me.
The fake news press causes me distress.
What they're saying is a sin.
So I'll get them back. The Sedition Act
Will make sure they're all reined in.

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I was, you see, the first V.P.
Under Washington I did serve.
When they did elect me, I thought respect
Was the least that I should deserve.
All should be free in their liberty
But should be guided by the wise,
And all who impel people to rebel
Should be punished for printing lies.

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You say to me it's hypocrisy,
For I spoke out against the king,
But it's not the same, it's a different game
When my party has grabbed the ring.
The time is dead when "Resist" I said
And approved rebellious speech.
For this year I will "Sedition!" cry
And obedience I will teach.

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